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WHAT THE HECK is WRONG with Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode? We know their new offering, “Sounds of the Universe” has released a single titled “Wrong” but seriously, did DG need to cancel 9 dates on their European Tour due to “gastroenteritis?”

Note to Depeche Mode:
If you cancel any American shows, there will be Gore. And not of the Martin variety. If you do not have a sense of humor, then

Nevermind –
still the greatest album title ever. Happy Father’s Day with love to Kurt Cobain who would have been the world’s most empathetic dad.

Speaking of Kurt Cobain,
have you seen the controversial new novel titled,
“220: S I F T I N G
The Alien Battle Royale
or
How we met the Spirit of Kurt Cobain” ?

Written by actress / philanthropist Fysche aka Veronica Grey, it is a suitable gift for any dad or grad who simply likes having “edgy” looking books on their coffee table as opposed to actually reading them.

“220″ claims that anyone can be telepathic should they choose, and it even lists celebrities “only by their birthdays” who supposedly utilize telepathy to communicate. Actually several renowned people are mentioned by name, such as actor Jason Lewis. One would almost write it off, except that Veronica Grey happens to be photographed with some of the people whose birthdays are mentioned in “220.”

Not sure if that is an endorsement, but Ron Howard and Steven Spielberg are prepping a film together titled, “Cowboys and Aliens.” Art imitates life or vice versa – the truth is always stranger than fiction, but nothing is stranger than the film “Body of Lies” which has many eerie parallel metaphors to “220″ especially regarding the “fingernail factory.” Is it an homage? Why else would Leonardo DiCaprio pretend to be a snowboarder in Amman? Ridiculous absurdist genius art, helmed by Ridley Scott, director of “Aliens.” Of course.

Case in point – a subtle line from the coded film has Leo saying,

“They don’t have to be geniuses to stop using their e-mail and cell phone. I just don’t understand why you haven’t figured out that they’re not communicating electronically anymore.”

Other movies with seeming offshoots from “220″ include “Wanted” starring Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman – with its assassins protecting the land, “Tropic Thunder” (pay attention to Tom Cruise’s performance,) and Will Smith in “Seven Pounds,” most notably the death by Blackberry. All absurd, unless you have read “220″ and draw from the symbolism.

Anyone else with a take on telepathy? David Cronenberg’s new project is cryptically billed as, “The Talking Cure.”

Veronica Grey could not be located for answers. She may be in Amsterdam supporting the rough cut screening of their recently completed Burning Man documentary, “Checkpoint DreamYourTopia” starring eminent Dutch artist Dadara.
Or she could be in Florida for the rock and roll film in development by Rick Santese, starring John D’Angelo of the band Ghost of Gloria.

The first film she ever co-starred in just became available for free viewing on the Internet. “DJ Hound Dog!” starring Jon Jacobs can be viewed by clicking here:

http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi1006109209/

Oh well whatever, Nevermind;
this muse – at – large has been spotted attending MGMT’s shows.

Seems like Veronica Grey now appreciates Andrew VanWyngarden’s Odyssey and the Oracle, as they tour and prep their sophomore album, “Congratulations.”

Nirvana’s sophomore effort was “Nevermind;” no pressure there for MGMT, if they expect to wear the crown for this decade, the way Kurt wore it the last.
There must be something in the Memphis water, the birthplace of Rock & Roll.
First Elvis, now Andrew VanWyngarden.

MGMT is an acronym for the word Management; a higher force is in charge of this electropera. That is how we describe this ethereal sound.

Congratulations, MGMT!
Oh wait, Nevermind
the bollocks,
here’s the…
Congratulations. And Burn after Reading.